Granite Countertops Would Make Karen Less Bitter

I blame granite countertops for the reason we Generation X Karens are bitter. If we had had nicer countertops when we had our first apartments like our Millenial children, we would be in much better moods. My first apartment of my own had the crappy countertops with the metal edges and I thought I was living in high cotton. My daughter has some kind of beautiful stone countertops in her first apartment and she makes roughly the equivalent of what I did.